Sneaking Suspicion

Is it just me or is there something really odd about those email responses from NewEgg?

I've concluded that one or both of two things are at the root of their oddness:

1. The responder is using a boilerplate response and is cutting and pasting phrases and/or whole sentences from some sort of customer service management tool.


2. The native language of the responder is not English.

On another front, the women leave for Europe, tomorrow morning, early. It'll be just me and the animals. It's going to be weird -- again. Sigh.