Monday, September 29, 2008

My Guide for Future Posts

A set of writing advice have come to me attention that for all this future posts would conform to:

How to improv you’re wrighting:


  1. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

  2. Just between you and I case is important.

  3. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

  4. Watch out for irregular verbs which have crope into our language.

  5. Don’t use no double negatives.

  6. A writer mustn’t shift your point of view.

  7. When dangling, don’t use participles.

  8. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.

  9. Don’t write a run-on sentence you have to punctuate it.

  10. About sentence fragments.

  11. In a letter themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep a string of items apart.

  12. Don’t use commas, which aren’t necessary.

  13. Its very important that you use apostrophe’s right.

  14. Don’t abbrev.

  15. Check to see if you have any words out.

  16. As far as incomplete constructions, they are wrong.

  17. Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

  18. It is important to never ever under any circumstances split an infinitive.

  19. Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague.

  20. The active voice is preferred.

  21. Use of the passive voice is to be avoided.

  22. Eschew obfuscation.

  23. Never us a long word when a diminutive one will do.